This perfectly describes the anxiety of moving to a new city and downloading Bumble. At some point it became too much stress, expectation, and honestly a major financial buzz kill.
Light or dark? Cuts the pool in half typically. Then go with a craft beer from a local brewery. Pretty straight forward way to get to a beer without being that douchebag who wants to talk about IBUs and ABVs.
My new approach is to draw out the conversation over a few days before actually meeting up. If I’m interested after a few days of just talking, its worth going to dinner. Dodged more than a few bullets this way and saved a ton.
The people who think a dog park is license to let their shitty hounds do what they will and not monitor them are the worst. I’ll choke out your fucking yorkie.
Although this piece lacked substance or any real point other than you humble bragging about your work trip, it was extremely well written. I was hooked, travelling with you on this road to nowhere taking in the sights and sounds of aimless meandering. Well done.
I’m more upset that this type of garbage is posted but the articles I’ve submitted aren’t. Maybe I should change my profile picture to a basic broad at a subpar music festival.
Dust yourself off and try again.
This perfectly describes the anxiety of moving to a new city and downloading Bumble. At some point it became too much stress, expectation, and honestly a major financial buzz kill.
With all due respect, your columns are garbage.
Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems.
Side Note: Congrats on the sex.
Nominal cost in comparison to 18 years. You made the right choice.
Light or dark? Cuts the pool in half typically. Then go with a craft beer from a local brewery. Pretty straight forward way to get to a beer without being that douchebag who wants to talk about IBUs and ABVs.
My new approach is to draw out the conversation over a few days before actually meeting up. If I’m interested after a few days of just talking, its worth going to dinner. Dodged more than a few bullets this way and saved a ton.
Drop your Instagram names, I’m feeling generous.
The people who think a dog park is license to let their shitty hounds do what they will and not monitor them are the worst. I’ll choke out your fucking yorkie.
Fatality.
At least half of all porn in existence would be futile with a condom.
Although this piece lacked substance or any real point other than you humble bragging about your work trip, it was extremely well written. I was hooked, travelling with you on this road to nowhere taking in the sights and sounds of aimless meandering. Well done.
“Politely asking pledges to refill your red solo cup”… Emphasis on the politely.
This resulted in my burning an hour on Reddit.
BluegrassMoney… I don’t know you but you’re alright man.
I’m in such a dry season that a woman saying the word “orgasms” is erotic. PGP.
If Nick can find someone… There is hope for all of us.
I’m more upset that this type of garbage is posted but the articles I’ve submitted aren’t. Maybe I should change my profile picture to a basic broad at a subpar music festival.
Manhood is lost on this guy.