It’s not a brag it’s just amusing to me to talk about a time when Napster had already risen and then fallen as the infancy. It would be like talking about Brady being the GOAT based on his playing from 2004 on.
It’s cute when younger people don’t know anything about what came before them. 2001 was not the infancy of the internet, I had been online 5 years at that point and I’m hardly an early adopter. AOL, Prodigy, Hell, that was prime Napster and Limewire years.
As someone who grew up 5 miles from the beach (#CTShoreline) I get irrationally angry when I see one of my fellow Illinoisans with a Salt Life sticker on their vehicle.
My 10y/o dog was diagnosed with diabetes and then I nearly yakked after 2 Fireball shots and a ton of jungle juice in a $900k house at a PTA fundraiser Saturday night.
There’s nannying, and there’s nannying. I had a nanny. Paid her $15/hr before tax and she basically sat on the couch 35 of the 40 hours and watched her phone; the rest of the time was drop off/pick up of my older school age kid and changing the occasional diaper of the baby. She sucked. But $15/hr was the max we could(n’t) afford and the absolute bottom of the nanny market.
I was out with three other dudes in some dive about 15 years ago. We got a pizza and 2 people got sodas, 2 got beers. Check came, $16. Everyone throws in $5 and perfect, right? Nope, one asshole wants to throw in $4 “because I didn’t have a beer”. I still remember that cheapass move 15+ years later.
What huh? One of the reasons I like my Jeep is that it DOESNT come off as impressive. If I got a BMW or Audi with the same sticker price as my Jeep, people would be all “look at this asshole and how great he thinks he is”. No one looks at a Jeep and says that.
Besides I leased it, I’m not dumb enough to own the damn thing. Insert crazed snarky remarks from the guy who has zero insight into my financial situation.
When most people talk about “certified preowned” they mean something 1-3 years old. Not some shitbox from 20 years ago. Yes, the absolute cheapest thing is to buy a shitbox and drive it forever, like the absolute cheapest way to spend a Friday night is home alone with the Hub. Most of us aspire to more than just the absolute cheapest thing ever.
The most shocking part of this is that there were two other people interested in sleeping with Girl, not just Todd.
Do what now?
It’s not a brag it’s just amusing to me to talk about a time when Napster had already risen and then fallen as the infancy. It would be like talking about Brady being the GOAT based on his playing from 2004 on.
It’s cute when younger people don’t know anything about what came before them. 2001 was not the infancy of the internet, I had been online 5 years at that point and I’m hardly an early adopter. AOL, Prodigy, Hell, that was prime Napster and Limewire years.
Girls don’t poop or fart. I am confused. Aroused, but confused.
Finally, right? Maybe Will can supplement this over on Literotica?
As someone who grew up 5 miles from the beach (#CTShoreline) I get irrationally angry when I see one of my fellow Illinoisans with a Salt Life sticker on their vehicle.
My 10y/o dog was diagnosed with diabetes and then I nearly yakked after 2 Fireball shots and a ton of jungle juice in a $900k house at a PTA fundraiser Saturday night.
And fuck apple for changing Menards to Members.
Members > *
Aaaand I have a hardware store preference. Fuck I’m old.
There’s nannying, and there’s nannying. I had a nanny. Paid her $15/hr before tax and she basically sat on the couch 35 of the 40 hours and watched her phone; the rest of the time was drop off/pick up of my older school age kid and changing the occasional diaper of the baby. She sucked. But $15/hr was the max we could(n’t) afford and the absolute bottom of the nanny market.
Planters brought back the GOAT, the can of cheez balls.
I see you have also seen the 1990s movie Beethoven staring the large dog and the evil 8-series-driving VCs.
I too will eat Fazolis or Olive Garden tonight.
Is there a market for pics of hairy men’s feet? Asking for a friend.
I was out with three other dudes in some dive about 15 years ago. We got a pizza and 2 people got sodas, 2 got beers. Check came, $16. Everyone throws in $5 and perfect, right? Nope, one asshole wants to throw in $4 “because I didn’t have a beer”. I still remember that cheapass move 15+ years later.
I like Ozark but I loved Jack Ryan and am obsessed with Billions.
As if on cue. Enjoy your hoopty, friend.
What huh? One of the reasons I like my Jeep is that it DOESNT come off as impressive. If I got a BMW or Audi with the same sticker price as my Jeep, people would be all “look at this asshole and how great he thinks he is”. No one looks at a Jeep and says that.
Besides I leased it, I’m not dumb enough to own the damn thing. Insert crazed snarky remarks from the guy who has zero insight into my financial situation.
When most people talk about “certified preowned” they mean something 1-3 years old. Not some shitbox from 20 years ago. Yes, the absolute cheapest thing is to buy a shitbox and drive it forever, like the absolute cheapest way to spend a Friday night is home alone with the Hub. Most of us aspire to more than just the absolute cheapest thing ever.