In the past 2 months I’ve showed up an hour late for “oil changes” and “dead car batteries” probably 4 times. PGP

Assuming a member of the opposite sex is flirting with you when they add you on LinkedIn.

My meeting mindset has evolved to “admit nothing, deny everything, and make counter accusations”. PGP.

At what age do I start having hobbies other than drinking? PGP.

I went bowling last night by myself and I actually enjoyed it. PGP