I’m snowed in, with my in-laws. PGP

Getting drunk and adding people I barely know on LinkedIn. PGP.

Simultaneously saying and then not responding to “how’s it going”

When the f*ck did I run out of notches on this belt.

Been here 6 weeks. Still don’t know what I’m suppose to be doing everyday. Pgp.

Everyday I live with regret for including my cell number in my email signature. PGP

CCing on emails is the grownup version of tattletale

Your inspirational LinkedIn quote is stupid. PGP.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life, assuming I die by Monday. PGP.