I had a teacher in high school who referred to beer, particularly Diesels such as Bud, as liquid cereal due to their grain composition. This guy also bribed his class with cornbread and looked like Cap’t Crunch, WILD.
Flex on your parents with some obnoxiously nice thoughtful presents. The shame of getting out present’d by their kids will fuel the fire of holiday gift giving for years to come.
If all the toilets are full, you go shower. Definitive ranking of places to evacuate from the front doors are 1) Toilet 2) Grass 3) Shower 4) Trash Can (all) 5) Laundry Sink 6) Bathroom Sink … 47) Refrigerator
I referee ice hockey for all ages, mainly travel or HS, in the metro Detroit area and these parents are out of hand. Little Jimmy isn’t getting picked up by the Red Wings, chill. Also – Depending which inner city in mid Michigan… you’re lucky your truck was still there at the end of the game
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I had a teacher in high school who referred to beer, particularly Diesels such as Bud, as liquid cereal due to their grain composition. This guy also bribed his class with cornbread and looked like Cap’t Crunch, WILD.
Going BYOKeg. TFM
Solid advice applicable to all nightlife
I never knew I was violently single until now, never knew those words went together. But here we are…
Username checks out.
That could be, by far, the whitest thing I have ever read.
sneaky shout to yourself
Delay all day. The hassle of replacing the contents of my checked bag far out weigh any hassle a delay could cause.
Looking homeless, having a home. PGP
Yeah, really need to rethink my strategy. I thought of commenting “boobs are fun” here as a control comment.
BUT – Dorn was “quoted” in the piece….
Flex on your parents with some obnoxiously nice thoughtful presents. The shame of getting out present’d by their kids will fuel the fire of holiday gift giving for years to come.
Normally I down vote this guy… but Dorn DID make this point on twitter a day or two ago.
Sure.
Or just work for a company with no messenger. Setup the laptop at 8am, plug the phone in with email push notifications… fire up the xbox
If all the toilets are full, you go shower. Definitive ranking of places to evacuate from the front doors are 1) Toilet 2) Grass 3) Shower 4) Trash Can (all) 5) Laundry Sink 6) Bathroom Sink … 47) Refrigerator
ya know what’s worse than my Monday detox salad? Monday detox salad with seasonal fucking greens.
I referee ice hockey for all ages, mainly travel or HS, in the metro Detroit area and these parents are out of hand. Little Jimmy isn’t getting picked up by the Red Wings, chill. Also – Depending which inner city in mid Michigan… you’re lucky your truck was still there at the end of the game
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Real cold streak.