Normally I am a level headed, confident 29+1 year old post grad… But when the middle aged lady that looks 2 marbles short of a set starts ordering multiple meats and cheeses in SLICE INCREMENTS (6 slices of ____, 9 slices of _______ ) I then turn into a rage monster, devoid of joy and human emotion, hell bent on ruining that lady.
Also (to combine PGP articles) no one, I mean NO ONE, wants to read your dog blog, or follow your dog on IG. I want to pet your dog when I see it but I don’t want to see a 12 hour old IG photo of your dog sitting on the carpet when I’m 7 IPAs deep at 3 am
I don’t remember if its TBS or TNT that always plays the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movies during hangover times but those bad boys are a SOLID 4 hours with commercials.Someone deserves an award for that programming
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Takes the term “playing hide the pickle” to a whole new, mildly less erotic level
AT&T fam stand up!
Normally I am a level headed, confident 29+1 year old post grad… But when the middle aged lady that looks 2 marbles short of a set starts ordering multiple meats and cheeses in SLICE INCREMENTS (6 slices of ____, 9 slices of _______ ) I then turn into a rage monster, devoid of joy and human emotion, hell bent on ruining that lady.
Be sure to remember all your things, like your wallet/purse. Don’t be a broke boi like your boss DillyDill
again… thank you
thank you for that.
How did this go from -8 to +26 in the span of 15 minutes? How many burner accounts do you have Mickey Wienz?
I mean…. I hate (I mean HATE) defending Micah… but ya’ll DID give him access to post his own content, Mr. Sr Editor…
Roughly 1,635 words and 7,090 characters and my brain hurts because of it, but I still read it, so… W for Mr. W
Lakes > Rivers. Come at me.
Also (to combine PGP articles) no one, I mean NO ONE, wants to read your dog blog, or follow your dog on IG. I want to pet your dog when I see it but I don’t want to see a 12 hour old IG photo of your dog sitting on the carpet when I’m 7 IPAs deep at 3 am
“in the sun” was probably a poor choice of words on my part. I love love love the outside nap, especially when on the browntown express
PREACH sista.
I never thought I could want to high five an internet person more.
While I appreciate you looking out for my IPA brownouts, I will not heed your warning as I am a professional that will not yield to pressure.
There is NOTHING better than a mid afternoon IPA-brown-out nap in the sun, followed by a rally of traditional summer beers or one (1) weak cocktail.
This is a time tested theory, don’t @ me.
I’m a Detroit guy… my NBA analysis is just trolling. We’re a joke of a franchise right now
Funny how the Celtics got beat by LeBron all by his damn self.
Who is your plug man? I want whatever got you this high.
Any post with the caption “take me back”, even ironically. Go back, you broke ass
I don’t remember if its TBS or TNT that always plays the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit movies during hangover times but those bad boys are a SOLID 4 hours with commercials.Someone deserves an award for that programming