Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

Being introduced as “the Tinder girl.” PGP.

Working in a male dominated office, no one wants to talk about the final rose ceremony. PGP.

I just lost all respect for my coworker because she doesn’t like Chipotle. PGP.

Almost got arrested the night I was admitted to the Bar. PGP.

Boss found out I smoke. Now, he bums cigs off me on his breaks. PGP.

The two pregnant women in the office are skinnier than me. PGP.

Randomly typing on your keyboard whenever you see a manager about to walk by. PGP.

Getting a new match on Tinder gives me the same false promise that my degree did. PGP.

I’m six weeks late…to get my oil changed. PGP.