Bought myself a new sheet set on Black Friday. PGP.

Having absolutely no use for sunglasses during the week. PGP.

Only filling up the gas tank halfway in the hope that prices will fall two cents overnight. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.

I test my desk at least once a day to see if I could actually flip it when I eventually rage quit this job. PGP.

I don’t know what it’s like to be fat, but I’m awfully close to finding out. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

All my coworkers’ children had a recital for the office. I bought condoms on the way home. PGP.

“There’s no one new around you.” Story of my life. PGP.