Madoff

I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game. Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.

Member Since 09/29/2014

A Letter To College Me

Things Girls Do After Graduation: Juice Cleanse

The Inner Monologue Of A Guy Who Has No Idea What To Do For Lunch

I Went Too Hard During Homecoming And I Can Never Go Back, Part 4

No One Cares About Your Spiritual Awakening

I Went 15 Hours Without A Phone And Survived

Should You Go To Brunch Or The Farmer’s Market?

I Got Drunk Before My Homeowner’s Association Meeting And Became VP Of Our Neighborhood

I Got A Mani-Pedi And It Changed My Life

All These Photos From The Hunt Will Redefine Your Fall Squad Goals