I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
Haven’t had one yet or any Jeep for that matter. I literally tell the Enterprise person, “whatever is cheapest” when I rent a car. No one can ever accuse me of milking the gubmint tit when it comes to auto rentals.
TIL that darty is a word. I hope this isn’t something that is commonplace because A. it is dumb and B. I feel old as I am usually up to date with hating new hip young people things.
My team name comes from a prank where one will take our their member, put it another’s shoulder (like a parrot), and yell, “raaaaaaaaawk, penis parrot!”
I do not condone this behavior but thought it was a funny name.
Stupid people love to give their money away. Look at televangelists and that Joel Osteen guy. Pat Robertson has geriatrics lining his coffers like he’s doing them favors. It has been this way for centuries.
Pick a team and learn a ton about them. It may suck but at least you won’t be an Untouchable. Never speak about the sport or team unless you have a genuine knowledge of what you’re talking about because that’s a one way trip to crucifixion.
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Eat shit Pitt!
Kindly but firmly jump feet first into the nearest wood chipper.
Arcade Fire is leaps and bounds better than Vampire Weekend.
Can I have your drugs?
Google “hacking the laundry machine with straws”
Haven’t had one yet or any Jeep for that matter. I literally tell the Enterprise person, “whatever is cheapest” when I rent a car. No one can ever accuse me of milking the gubmint tit when it comes to auto rentals.
Big talk for someone that drives a jelly bean
TIL that darty is a word. I hope this isn’t something that is commonplace because A. it is dumb and B. I feel old as I am usually up to date with hating new hip young people things.
My team name comes from a prank where one will take our their member, put it another’s shoulder (like a parrot), and yell, “raaaaaaaaawk, penis parrot!”
I do not condone this behavior but thought it was a funny name.
Check my twitter line. Never once mentioned Harambe. You’d know that I don’t mess with that kind of shit if you read the article.
I’ve never watched that show a day in my life. Thanks for your concern.
Live look at you buying your shoes
Approximately how many times would you say you’ve watched his sex tape (featuring Creed front man, Scott Stapp)?
Never change man
Best part about Kid Rock died with Joe C
“Caroline attempted to raise her brows in approval, but couldn’t because she’d gotten botox earlier that day”
Nice
What’s it like living the dream?
Stupid people love to give their money away. Look at televangelists and that Joel Osteen guy. Pat Robertson has geriatrics lining his coffers like he’s doing them favors. It has been this way for centuries.
Pick a team and learn a ton about them. It may suck but at least you won’t be an Untouchable. Never speak about the sport or team unless you have a genuine knowledge of what you’re talking about because that’s a one way trip to crucifixion.