I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
I was interested in a girl that was a “horse girl” back in the day. Took a hard pass after going to the stables and saw how little she cared about everything but horses. My buddy ended up dating her and she broke his heart. My advice when someone tells you they like horses….
You said it better than me but ours is a 2 (was three but it was made into a master bedroom and smaller spare) bedroom townhouse in a large college town. I will never have an issue renting this place. I feel like people should be doing this kind of stuff.
In a college town, renting a townhouse would take me less than 30 mins. My neighbors pay $900+ for their places to my $600 a month in mortgage and we have a lot nicer shit than their redneck ratnest.
I was actually just writing something similar to this. The powers that be just finished construction in my building and my favorite shitter (named the Throne) has been infiltrated, pissed on and left in an utter disgrace by the new people in the area. These animals have a brand new bathroom in their wing, but have been using my corner pocket shitter, treating it like a garbage dump. I am not happy. My heart goes out to you, I too have to find a new shitter that connects to the WiFi so I can play Boom Beach in peace.
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Fat people in their Amigo scooters be like
I’d go. We were actually talking about doing that because dogs are awesome.
I don’t even know what you are saying but I’d rather let Captain Hook give me a colonoscopy than listen to that garbage.
Stupid website.
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I don’t think this guy knows what the term “water cooler” means.
I was interested in a girl that was a “horse girl” back in the day. Took a hard pass after going to the stables and saw how little she cared about everything but horses. My buddy ended up dating her and she broke his heart. My advice when someone tells you they like horses….
My wealthy friend in high school had one of the first in school. He used it to open a beer. Had a new one two days later. For the rich they sing.
My face when I’m getting a vasectomy while all my friends have entitled shithead kids
Could you provide more information about the show with the truck named Blaze that likes to blaze?
Dorn’s face when he sees there is battling rappers and he gets to write about being a white dad from the burbs:
You said it better than me but ours is a 2 (was three but it was made into a master bedroom and smaller spare) bedroom townhouse in a large college town. I will never have an issue renting this place. I feel like people should be doing this kind of stuff.
In a college town, renting a townhouse would take me less than 30 mins. My neighbors pay $900+ for their places to my $600 a month in mortgage and we have a lot nicer shit than their redneck ratnest.
Get a roommate man. Charge him (or her) the difference. Profit
Looks like you me and Shibby needs to do a Brotherhood of the Traveling Hawaiin shirt. He’s got quite a collection. Thoughts?
Dorn be like
I was actually just writing something similar to this. The powers that be just finished construction in my building and my favorite shitter (named the Throne) has been infiltrated, pissed on and left in an utter disgrace by the new people in the area. These animals have a brand new bathroom in their wing, but have been using my corner pocket shitter, treating it like a garbage dump. I am not happy. My heart goes out to you, I too have to find a new shitter that connects to the WiFi so I can play Boom Beach in peace.