I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
I have a deep admiration for sweatpants, I prefer the comforts of pajama pants. Kohl’s has a great selection. Leisure wear is about doing it how you want to. Sweat pants are more than acceptable.
The ring I bought didn’t have a diamond. Diamonds are an inflated market. The Mrs. wanted something from the heart. Got it custom made for under $1500 with a beautiful setting and she bought me an AR-15. If she demands big diamonds, spend it on booze and be single because it ain’t worth it.
As someone with a puppy, do not get a puppy. She’s very well behaved but the first few months of chewed chords, shoes and anything on the ground and waking up every 3-4 hours to take them out sucks. Get an older dog. We are lucky our older dog keeps the puppy in line.
Good read man. When I used to intern with the police, a long term relationship had just ended (I got drunk and broke up with her. Still don’t remember to this day). The LT. told me, “the only one better than this one is the next one.” Personally, I side with CR7
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That woman from Twitter you linked looks kinda like the lady with a unibrow in Dodgeball and Pete Rose had an illegitimate child.
How I feel during Lent
The holy grail of leisure wear! Saw a pair for $190. That’s why I wear corduroy.
I have a deep admiration for sweatpants, I prefer the comforts of pajama pants. Kohl’s has a great selection. Leisure wear is about doing it how you want to. Sweat pants are more than acceptable.
You should probably kill her.
How I’d react if I were Todd
The ring I bought didn’t have a diamond. Diamonds are an inflated market. The Mrs. wanted something from the heart. Got it custom made for under $1500 with a beautiful setting and she bought me an AR-15. If she demands big diamonds, spend it on booze and be single because it ain’t worth it.
As someone with a puppy, do not get a puppy. She’s very well behaved but the first few months of chewed chords, shoes and anything on the ground and waking up every 3-4 hours to take them out sucks. Get an older dog. We are lucky our older dog keeps the puppy in line.
Can’t win em all man. How you think they are getting their money back? #Moderndayreparations
You had me at William Fritz
Good read man. When I used to intern with the police, a long term relationship had just ended (I got drunk and broke up with her. Still don’t remember to this day). The LT. told me, “the only one better than this one is the next one.” Personally, I side with CR7
These 18 year old kids already make more than me. I came to play school š
Can confirm, not alone.
My face when I see a new Shibby article is out.
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