I want to like this, but it just seems like filler. Also, I was going to make a mean joke about fat girls and pizza but that honestly feels wasted here.
If I had a dollar for every time you reminded us you worked on a campaign I would have used it to pay for my own run for office and then not hired you.
If you tell a guy at the office you play squash, he’ll begrudgingly respect you. If you tell a woman you sail, she’ll begrudgingly sleep with you. They’re the only two skills I possess, aside from lying and drinking.
The DoD should take all the MRAPs from OIF that are too expensive to keep and give them to Uber instead of hick sheriff departments so I can get driven around town in a mine-resistant, ambush protected armored vehicle.
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By your definition, I’m reallllly close to a misogynist. So.. thanks?
What’s your diversity quota?
I want to like this, but it just seems like filler. Also, I was going to make a mean joke about fat girls and pizza but that honestly feels wasted here.
Working for him was one of the things I’m most proud of. Total class act and a no-shit leader. Goddamn if he wasn’t a terrible candidate, though.
I hope he does.
Why the fuck do you even talk to someone who works at a Ruby Tuesday?
If I had a dollar for every time you reminded us you worked on a campaign I would have used it to pay for my own run for office and then not hired you.
… The fuck did I just read?
#22.
If a chick actually responded with that, I’d wife in a heartbeat. Funnily, I’m a conservative political staffer.
You can get sunglasses for under $100?
*shrugs* At least I’m honest.
Didn’t they say they were fat? Why would you want to?
Fuck you, Knox. My Durango and I are gonna crush our way through poon until I turn 35.
Also, I live in a city. Downtown. My office and my home are like 6 blocks apart. I still drive to work everyday.
Pffft. Bunch of poors. 100k buys a fuckload of happiness. Man up.
If you can’t get a job when you have a Masters degree that’s on you. Not your school.
If you tell a guy at the office you play squash, he’ll begrudgingly respect you. If you tell a woman you sail, she’ll begrudgingly sleep with you. They’re the only two skills I possess, aside from lying and drinking.
I expected more, but I can’t really offer any constructive criticism… I can’t tell if you should apologize here or I should.
^ Fact.
This wasn’t very good.
The DoD should take all the MRAPs from OIF that are too expensive to keep and give them to Uber instead of hick sheriff departments so I can get driven around town in a mine-resistant, ambush protected armored vehicle.