Member Since 05/04/2018

I’m At A Point Where The Pregame Has Become More Enjoyable Than The Bar

When you walk up to a table to meet your friends and hear “speak of the devil.”

Post Grad Problems

Nobody saw me leave for lunch; looks like I just bought myself 15 extra minutes.

Post Grad Problems

Convincing yourself that your 401(k)’s dismal October performance is just a Halloween prank.

Post Grad Problems

I get more LinkedIn notifications than Bumble.

Post Grad Problems

It’s Time To Stop Pretending Cards Against Humanity Is Funny

What All My Neighbors Are Like Based On Their WiFi Names

I’m Engaging In The Chase: A Weekend In New York City

Nobody With A Salt Life Sticker Actually Lives The Salt Life

I Think I’m Dealing With One Of Those “Poor Timing” Relationship Dilemmas