Getting written up for telling my boss “it’s not my job to vacuum” PGP

I finally get to get out of town for a business conference. Muscatine, Iowa here I come! PGP

In the midst of a crushing hangover, I always have to ask myself, “what would Tim Riggins do?”

Checking rates on GolfNow on tee times I’m too scared to skip out on work for.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

Can’t wait to spend my tax return on my credit card bill. #PGP

Quickest Alt+Tab reflexes West of the Mississippi. PGP.

I’m undefeated in my non-money “fun” fantasy league. I’m 2-4 in all three of my three money leagues. PGP.

Submitting the same rejected PGP wall post three times because you know most sales occur on the third call. PGP.