St. Vincent is one of my favorite movies, due in large part to BFM absolutely KILLING a dramatic role while also peppering in some humor. He’s in a league of his own, and I’m pissed that my parents didn’t introduce me to his movies when I was younger. (I cried during the original Ghostbusters cuz I’m a bitch, and they held off on any of his other movies until I was well into my teens.)
She laughed in my face and told me to start budgeting right now for the first birthday party (she ain’t preggers, and we get married next July), complete with bounce-house and clown, even though literally NO fun will be had in that castle by my child. I’m gonna have to land a six figure gig right out of law school to support her idea of a lifestyle. I just hope she lets me play as much golf and smoke as many stogies as I want, because she has delusions of grandeur right now.
I can’t fucking stand children’s birthday parties. When the time comes, and little Hacker Jr. is born, that kid is getting wrapped up boxes of diapers and other household shit we need for the first three years of his life, until he can actually forge a lasting memory of something. The idea of wasting money on birthdays and christmases for children too young to remember them gives me heartburn and makes my eye twitch. (Bring on the downvotes, fuckers. You know I’m right.)
Unless you’re gonna be able to get a 165+ on the lsat, don’t waste time studying for it. Most law schools are struggling to fill seats, and a 150 will get you in a lot of schools. I applied to six with a 155, and was accepted to all of them.
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Don’t think much work’s getting done this afternoon, you guys. I’ve got some youtube surfing that needs to happen.
No overt act on our part, at most we might be charged with misprision of a felony. I’ll show myself out.
It rhymes with breeze. As in Chill DeBreeze, his nick-name.
St. Vincent is one of my favorite movies, due in large part to BFM absolutely KILLING a dramatic role while also peppering in some humor. He’s in a league of his own, and I’m pissed that my parents didn’t introduce me to his movies when I was younger. (I cried during the original Ghostbusters cuz I’m a bitch, and they held off on any of his other movies until I was well into my teens.)
I don’t need this kind of negativity in my life on my birthday, Will. Talk about a gigantor bummer.
Atlas Shrugged, anyone? Cuz that’s sort of a dystopian fantasy novel that I can see a lot of people having read, and then deciding to support Trump.
Probably fucking Switzerland
Will gladly sell my soul in a few years. I wish I could slide up in your DMs, but THE GODDAMN TEC GUY IS LAZY
She laughed in my face and told me to start budgeting right now for the first birthday party (she ain’t preggers, and we get married next July), complete with bounce-house and clown, even though literally NO fun will be had in that castle by my child. I’m gonna have to land a six figure gig right out of law school to support her idea of a lifestyle. I just hope she lets me play as much golf and smoke as many stogies as I want, because she has delusions of grandeur right now.
Time to pop a zanny or get yourself some BC bud and chill the fuck out, or you’re gonna give yourself a brain bleed, brother.
Ok, you can pick the coffee up. Great ‘Closer’ move, Chill.
I have so many questions.
I can’t fucking stand children’s birthday parties. When the time comes, and little Hacker Jr. is born, that kid is getting wrapped up boxes of diapers and other household shit we need for the first three years of his life, until he can actually forge a lasting memory of something. The idea of wasting money on birthdays and christmases for children too young to remember them gives me heartburn and makes my eye twitch. (Bring on the downvotes, fuckers. You know I’m right.)
Unless you’re gonna be able to get a 165+ on the lsat, don’t waste time studying for it. Most law schools are struggling to fill seats, and a 150 will get you in a lot of schools. I applied to six with a 155, and was accepted to all of them.
Tell that to all the old fuckers in every law office I’ve set foot in. I use lexis cuz they give me free shit… For now.
Yeah.
Lol just kidding of course he does.
All of a sudden, it seems like maybe Todd doesn’t have it that bad.
it was #26