Slept for 10.5 hours last night. Dealing with fuckboyz trying to mess up my mojo.
But they’re not getting me down. Lots of deadlines today I’m ready to crush. Looking forward to happy hour with the girls for the start of Galentine’s Weekend.
I work in Wealth Management so I already know I’m calling a lawyer before I call my mom. Pay the appropriate taxes and start putting everything into trusts.
It wasn’t the lead levels, even though I know Pittsburgh has high lead levels as well. Something with a filter in one of the facilities and then low levels of chlorine meant that there could possibly be giardia in the water. They just lifted the advisory though!
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I have a serious drunk texting problem. And drunk me enjoys erasing texts so that I only have a slight hazy memory of what I said.
On the off chance I drove to work, and then chose to eat in my car, I’d be sitting in an undergrad parking garage. Sounds like I’d get murdered.
I hate everything about this.
Grilled cheese because I got a pound of Land o’ Lakes American for 1.99 last week
I couldn’t go on a gym date because they would see what terrible shape I’m in
If someone asked me to go hiking on the first date I would assume they’re a murderer. But I guess it depends on how you met them.
I mean, if I’m snapping someone at 2am it was either a tragic accident or I’m trying to come over.
I THINK ABOUT THIS EVEYDAY. The most recent ones that have come to my attention are Looney Toons/Tunes and Sketchers/Skechers
I really like this considering I was one of the people to slide into your DMs last night.
Slept for 10.5 hours last night. Dealing with fuckboyz trying to mess up my mojo.
But they’re not getting me down. Lots of deadlines today I’m ready to crush. Looking forward to happy hour with the girls for the start of Galentine’s Weekend.
Still buy cheap Valentine’s Day candy.
I’m so sick that I want to die!! BUT POWERING THROUGH with some cough drops, hot tea, and medicine! Today can’t get me down
That’s very aggressive
What if you don’t have a dog? This is a very important question.
Our company holiday party is the weekend! And our CEO is in town!! Will be on my best Friday behavior all day
I work in Wealth Management so I already know I’m calling a lawyer before I call my mom. Pay the appropriate taxes and start putting everything into trusts.
It wasn’t the lead levels, even though I know Pittsburgh has high lead levels as well. Something with a filter in one of the facilities and then low levels of chlorine meant that there could possibly be giardia in the water. They just lifted the advisory though!
I can’t drink the coffee at work because we are under a boil water advisory and our coffee maker is plugged into the water line!!! Woo hooo.
On another note, I’m currently standing in line for not one, not two, but THREE FREE BAGELS.
THE BOY IS BACK
Just don’t be late or hit on the waitress. Had a date last week and he did both of those things.