“I guarantee this guy also has his text keyboard set to make clicking noises and types away during meetings at work.”
AHH. Having PTSD flashbacks to being in a doctor’s waiting room with a woman who had the keyboard clicks set at max volume and texted the entire twenty minutes or so I sat there. I am so surprised my blood pressure wasn’t a few notches too high when the nurse took it.
“Somewhere in the land of botox and crop tops, Ashley I. springs up in bed in a hot sweat and whispers, “Jared.” She then begins to sob uncontrollably.”
This is the best thing I have ever read. Ashley I. herself would laugh at this.
Do you think she can tell you are uncomfortable? I lived in DC for awhile and had a shit bed because I could barely afford the rent let alone a new mattress, and I came across this exact scenario, and I felt mortified by my poorness and inability to have nice things. Splitting time at each others places is super important but maybe you can work out something else if you bring it up in a nice way. She may be relieved…
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Nick’s health related articles > Will’s health related articles. Sorry Will, this just seems a lot more realistic than the point competition.
The Taylor Swift question… I hope you aren’t using that to collect data on a pool of future people to hate
I was ok with trying to blame everyone else for this and now instead I have the disability. Thanks WHO.
Trolling your own articles. PGPM?
“I guarantee this guy also has his text keyboard set to make clicking noises and types away during meetings at work.”
AHH. Having PTSD flashbacks to being in a doctor’s waiting room with a woman who had the keyboard clicks set at max volume and texted the entire twenty minutes or so I sat there. I am so surprised my blood pressure wasn’t a few notches too high when the nurse took it.
What is Justin Timberlake + The Tennessee Kids????? I would look it up but…
I just got the Cuffing Season Scaries and 5 minutes ago I didn’t know that was a thing.
Traffic Court. You get to hear what each persons offense was.
“Somewhere in the land of botox and crop tops, Ashley I. springs up in bed in a hot sweat and whispers, “Jared.” She then begins to sob uncontrollably.”
This is the best thing I have ever read. Ashley I. herself would laugh at this.
Do we know anything about her family? I imagine they would be similar to JoJo’s fam. Especially mom, “I’m giving you a princess” lines and all.
Happy Monday?
As usual, the message to millenials
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Once a year? She must be a saint and watch it with friends/by herself+wine+ice cream the other 29 times she probably watches it.
Do you think she can tell you are uncomfortable? I lived in DC for awhile and had a shit bed because I could barely afford the rent let alone a new mattress, and I came across this exact scenario, and I felt mortified by my poorness and inability to have nice things. Splitting time at each others places is super important but maybe you can work out something else if you bring it up in a nice way. She may be relieved…
if my job is the happiest job out there, what constitutes happiness?