I was with you until you started hating on the BLT, which is delicious. You must not be a mayonnaise person because it the the combination of mayo, tomato, and bacon that makes the sammich. A BLT is a classic and you don’t F with the classics. Anyway, your overall message is correct. Bacon is great, but please don’t put it in my bloody mary, etc. Fat hipsters overuse bacon, skinny hipsters overuse avocado. Both are delicious when used properly but both overpower the flavor of everything else when use incorrectly. And good breakfast sausage is better than bacon.
Bacon and Chive Potato salad is just “German Potato Salad” and it is delicious. He was trying to copy the menu at Salt Lick in Austin. Green beans (normally with bacon) are a very traditional Texas BBQ side as well. Zucchini and Squash are not, but they probably needed some sort of meat free vegetable.
I disagree, but only about office sigs. I think you should at least have a phone number under your name. I don’t want to spend a lot of time trying to find contact info at work.
If you think other festivals are going to be like Wurstfest you will be sorely disappointed. Even though it is a late season festival and not really an Ocktoberfest, it is the best Ocktoberfest like festival around.
Exactly, everyone else is either someone you are secretly chasing or a backup plan if you decide to settle. But you can have really good friendships with your friends wives/girlfriends. Especially if you and your friends significant other are good at making fun of said friend together.
I am also a hugger. Some people are resistant at first but now everyone expects it from me. Even when I shake hands I always pull them in close and at least grab an arm. My family is big huggers and cheek kissers.
My wife’s family just nod’s to each other to say hi, often even if it has been months since they have seen each other They are weirdos.
This works for a one day hangover. When you are talking about getting over 2-3 days of straight partying, a couple of drinks only makes things way worse.
And nobody just sits on a clever comment or jab (clever not mean-hearted) to be polite. If you aren’t a sports dick it is because you aren’t creative or funny.
The “sports dick” just sounds like a fan of a different team who is smarter that you are. Try being clever and fighting back. It is fun if you aren’t an idiot.
Do you not have parents? Your school should be teaching you none of these things (with the exception of the spreadsheet) and your parents/family should be teaching you all of them.
As a scotch drinker who tips well, sometimes the big pour is too much! I am glad that you appreciate the tips, but sometimes it is 4:30pm on a Tuesday and I don’t need a glass of scotch full to the brim. If you give it to me, I’m going to drink it, and that is the problem!
I don’t understand #5. There is nothing wrong with tipping a free round. The rest is just common sense.
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I was with you until you started hating on the BLT, which is delicious. You must not be a mayonnaise person because it the the combination of mayo, tomato, and bacon that makes the sammich. A BLT is a classic and you don’t F with the classics. Anyway, your overall message is correct. Bacon is great, but please don’t put it in my bloody mary, etc. Fat hipsters overuse bacon, skinny hipsters overuse avocado. Both are delicious when used properly but both overpower the flavor of everything else when use incorrectly. And good breakfast sausage is better than bacon.
Bacon and Chive Potato salad is just “German Potato Salad” and it is delicious. He was trying to copy the menu at Salt Lick in Austin. Green beans (normally with bacon) are a very traditional Texas BBQ side as well. Zucchini and Squash are not, but they probably needed some sort of meat free vegetable.
I disagree, but only about office sigs. I think you should at least have a phone number under your name. I don’t want to spend a lot of time trying to find contact info at work.
If you think other festivals are going to be like Wurstfest you will be sorely disappointed. Even though it is a late season festival and not really an Ocktoberfest, it is the best Ocktoberfest like festival around.
I only go there for produce and meat. But I like Central Market better for those things as well because more selection.
The Band’s cover is good but it nothing compared to the raw emotion of the original Springsteen version.
No “This Bottle (In my Hand)” By David Allen Coe means the Author is a commy.
Every NFL environment is tame, from a party point of view, not a passionate fan point of view, compared to the Saints. This list is invalid.
What’s your kid 2-3 years old? You don’t get your first “real dad” Halloween until they are old enough to care.
Exactly, everyone else is either someone you are secretly chasing or a backup plan if you decide to settle. But you can have really good friendships with your friends wives/girlfriends. Especially if you and your friends significant other are good at making fun of said friend together.
You should bang all of them
I am also a hugger. Some people are resistant at first but now everyone expects it from me. Even when I shake hands I always pull them in close and at least grab an arm. My family is big huggers and cheek kissers.
My wife’s family just nod’s to each other to say hi, often even if it has been months since they have seen each other They are weirdos.
The picture is of Rose Champagne not wine. Amateurs.
This works for a one day hangover. When you are talking about getting over 2-3 days of straight partying, a couple of drinks only makes things way worse.
And nobody just sits on a clever comment or jab (clever not mean-hearted) to be polite. If you aren’t a sports dick it is because you aren’t creative or funny.
The “sports dick” just sounds like a fan of a different team who is smarter that you are. Try being clever and fighting back. It is fun if you aren’t an idiot.
The man’s nickname is “Head Ball Coach.”
Do you not have parents? Your school should be teaching you none of these things (with the exception of the spreadsheet) and your parents/family should be teaching you all of them.
As a scotch drinker who tips well, sometimes the big pour is too much! I am glad that you appreciate the tips, but sometimes it is 4:30pm on a Tuesday and I don’t need a glass of scotch full to the brim. If you give it to me, I’m going to drink it, and that is the problem!
I don’t understand #5. There is nothing wrong with tipping a free round. The rest is just common sense.
I lost both 1 and 2 on Saturday night. Oh well. I have also lost a car in the past. Things happen.