I created an entire imaginary future based on the one job application I just filled out. PGP.

My expensive tastes greatly outweigh my paycheck. PGP.

Frantically turning the volume down when what you thought was just an ESPN article turns out to be a video. PGP.

Drinking responsibly just isn’t as fun. PGP.

Christian Bale’s “American Hustle” combover/beer gut making you feel infinitely better about your own combover/beer gut. PGP.