“Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”
“No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.”
I feel like swimsuits are typically optional for the hot tub, especially after you and your coworkers grab “a couple drinks” at (insert chain restaurant here).
Great advice as always, Madoff. Only thing I would add is never forget your swimsuit. How many opportunities do you have to swim in an indoor pool? I get to spend half of next week at the La Quinta Inn in Fargo. Should have plenty of time to work on perfecting my jack knife for next summer.
Plot twist: The South Bend Shovel Slayer is the ring leader behind Harry and Marv’s operation. Ever since he and his son had a falling out he has been hell bent on making life for all of the rich families that moved into “his neighborhood” as miserable as possible. He advises Harry and Marv of the families that will be traveling during the holidays and which houses will have the best scores. However, after meeting Kevin at the church he has a change of heart and ultimately decides to turn the wet bandits into the police while keeping all of the loot for himself. He knows Harry and Marv won’t say a word about him to the police since they know the rumors about him being a serial killer are true. He appears as a hero in the neighborhood allowing him to reconnect with his estranged son and his snow shoveling business takes off.
Keep your head up. I pass a course on my commute and see all of the senior citizens out there playing every day. Something to look forward to in 40-50 years.
Great read as always, Crash. I played golf in high school and cannot believe I used to complain about having to play everyday. What I would give to go back in time. PGP
This is why I love GroupMe. Mute that shit whenever one of your buddies starts bitching about his fantasy team or you’re planning on staying in and don’t want to be tempted by receiving notifications of the plans they’re making.
I’m fortunate enough to not work directly with our clients, but every now and then one gets transferred to me by mistake and it always ruins my day, possibly even my week.
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Glad mine made the cut, man
God dammit
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“Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?”
“No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.”
Ha those Gifs made me laugh as well. Happy Friday.
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; ’cause chicks dig dudes with money.
I feel like swimsuits are typically optional for the hot tub, especially after you and your coworkers grab “a couple drinks” at (insert chain restaurant here).
Great advice as always, Madoff. Only thing I would add is never forget your swimsuit. How many opportunities do you have to swim in an indoor pool? I get to spend half of next week at the La Quinta Inn in Fargo. Should have plenty of time to work on perfecting my jack knife for next summer.
Plot twist: The South Bend Shovel Slayer is the ring leader behind Harry and Marv’s operation. Ever since he and his son had a falling out he has been hell bent on making life for all of the rich families that moved into “his neighborhood” as miserable as possible. He advises Harry and Marv of the families that will be traveling during the holidays and which houses will have the best scores. However, after meeting Kevin at the church he has a change of heart and ultimately decides to turn the wet bandits into the police while keeping all of the loot for himself. He knows Harry and Marv won’t say a word about him to the police since they know the rumors about him being a serial killer are true. He appears as a hero in the neighborhood allowing him to reconnect with his estranged son and his snow shoveling business takes off.
Sounds like you’re a member of the Soprano Family
Keep your head up. I pass a course on my commute and see all of the senior citizens out there playing every day. Something to look forward to in 40-50 years.
Great read as always, Crash. I played golf in high school and cannot believe I used to complain about having to play everyday. What I would give to go back in time. PGP
5. Leftovers
And when the going gets tough you always have Randy waiting for you with some wine coolers and a pack of Colts.
Gretzky sporting the leather jacket. Legend.
This is why I love GroupMe. Mute that shit whenever one of your buddies starts bitching about his fantasy team or you’re planning on staying in and don’t want to be tempted by receiving notifications of the plans they’re making.
I’m fortunate enough to not work directly with our clients, but every now and then one gets transferred to me by mistake and it always ruins my day, possibly even my week.
I will not complain about “kids playing those TV games”
Looks like she hasn’t posted in two weeks. Maybe she finally read the comments on her columns.
Lists are acceptable on Tuesdays. As long as your name isn’t Kendra.