3 of my friends work in offices with beer on tap. My office has a snack shelf. PGP.

Literally coffeeholic by day, alcoholic by night. PGP.

Shower coffee isn’t as much fun as shower beer. PGP.

Today I watched someone in my office walk out of the shitter, bypass the sink without a second look, and go straight to the break room to grab a donut. PGP.

My 30-year-old boyfriend can’t keep up with my family’s alcohol tolerance. PGP.

Realizing how expensive health insurance is when you turn 26. PGP.

Fantasizing about dual monitors. PGP.