Praying that the office fire drill isn’t just a drill. PGP.

Coworker signed an email with “Have a productive day!” and I just wanted to respond “Go fuck yourself!” PGP.

1: “How are you this morning? 2: “I’m here.” PGP.

1: “Something is wrong.” 2: “Have you tried restarting it?” PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

No one has any idea what I do for a living, and they don’t understand when I tell them, so now I just tell people I’m an accountant and let them think whatever they want. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’s going.” PGP.

“Your Chase statement is available online” aka look low many times you ate Chipotle this month

That one coworker that can’t walk by your desk without saying something. PGP

Only filling your water bottle up 1/4 of the way so you can get up to get water more frequently. PGP.