I fucking love my Honda Accord. PGP.

Netflix autopay just overdrafted my checking account. PGP.

I test my desk at least once a day to see if I could actually flip it when I eventually rage quit this job. PGP.

My company put me in charge of ordering new business cards for everyone. Say hello to your new Executive Vice President of Marketing Coordination. PGPM.

Really feeling this LL Bean catalog. I thought they just made book bags. PGP.

Friend-zoning myself in record time. PGP.

“How’d that game turn out? I fell asleep.” PGP.