This is exactly my last week at a masters program doing research. I’m not starting something new, I’m just here to walk around holding a beaker looking busy for the 4 hours a day the boss is in.
My college educated sister called me asking if I wanted in on a deal where I pay to have access to cheap cruises so I could sell them. She learned a new word that day.
I’ve always seen tinder as the rehabilitation center for recently single people. Just got out of a relationship and need to feel like people still want you? BOOM tinder. Go on a few horrible dates, realize it sucks and get back to the real world, repeat.
Sitting here with a bottle of whiskey writing research proposals… So true.
If you wanna induce a panic attack in a grad student in science it can be done with one simple sentence “why aren’t you in lab?” They will start into a hysteria of things to be done and assume the fetal position.
6) Learn to say no to your PI. My PI has tried pawning his meaningless side projects on me and I learned quickly to tactfully delegate that to anyone who isn’t me.
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#TYBG for this column.
John mulaney did it better.
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This is exactly my last week at a masters program doing research. I’m not starting something new, I’m just here to walk around holding a beaker looking busy for the 4 hours a day the boss is in.
I’m finishing a masters program to move into a PhD. I know all the feels.
As someone sitting in a lab watching stuff drip right now, I second this.
I pulled a #1 visiting a grad school with a “business casual weekend” dress code. No shame.
I’m about to do grad school at a huge college town. This terrifies me.
I had students showing me bikini pics from PCB today. So wrong yet somehow so right.
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My college educated sister called me asking if I wanted in on a deal where I pay to have access to cheap cruises so I could sell them. She learned a new word that day.
Those would probably sell in Minnesota. Perfect for winter grilling season.
I’ve always seen tinder as the rehabilitation center for recently single people. Just got out of a relationship and need to feel like people still want you? BOOM tinder. Go on a few horrible dates, realize it sucks and get back to the real world, repeat.
Im 24 and texting girls with just two years younger and it’s a whole different language. What the hell do those dog and goofy emojis mean?
I’m too old for this shit.
“What are you doing with your life?”
Netflix judges pretty hard.
Where is scarface?
Sitting here with a bottle of whiskey writing research proposals… So true.
If you wanna induce a panic attack in a grad student in science it can be done with one simple sentence “why aren’t you in lab?” They will start into a hysteria of things to be done and assume the fetal position.
6) Learn to say no to your PI. My PI has tried pawning his meaningless side projects on me and I learned quickly to tactfully delegate that to anyone who isn’t me.
I work with a girl with the feather breaking off into the birds. She told me the exact same story.