I needed this on a Monday after; I went on a two day bender bought a penguin suit (literal not a tux, halloween is gonna kickass) and my buddy got engaged.
I hope you kicked your roommate who made the comment about slutty Halloween costumes not doing it for him, I hope you you kicked him right in the d*ck.
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Also Fuck the Giants, to round out the rest of the NFC east. Perhaps you’ve forgotten about Justin Tuck. I have not.
MJ….still the man.
24. Wear underwear covered in cotton balls and hand out porn. You are the cloud.
I needed this on a Monday after; I went on a two day bender bought a penguin suit (literal not a tux, halloween is gonna kickass) and my buddy got engaged.
Pumpkin spice lube, count me in.
I really really wish girls would heed your advice. I will not go on a second date with a girl who is stuck in her phone or more than 10 late.
Nordstrom rack. That is all.
I hope you kicked your roommate who made the comment about slutty Halloween costumes not doing it for him, I hope you you kicked him right in the d*ck.
I’ve had the opposite of your experience regarding south region hair. Blonde’s assume “oh you can’t really see it.” Newsflash: you can see it.
Maybe my late 20s are getting to me, but this article just reminds me that I’m going into another long winter alone, f*ck.
Yep, I’d probably join the crowds jeering you.
You see Ben Affleck’s penis in gone girl? Are you sure?
Came for the Kendrick, stayed for the article. Nice work.
Is this article a result of the Ouija commercials or just coincidence?
Gone Girl is going to push the low marriage rates down even further.
3 years in corp america have taught me that you can never whore enough. Never.
Did he get the job?
Sad thing is……probably will be successful. Maybe you should try your hand at whoring yourself for Royals tickets Mr. McGannon.
Not Trying to be a dick, just honest. Sometimes like this case you get what you pay for, pony up the dough and sleep better.
I thought this list was funny….also f*ck Comcast.