Lived in the suburbs my first post grad year. Bad news bears. Never going back, I’ll search for parking and teach my kids to ignore bums so we don’t have to look forward to Applebee’s every Friday.
What about fans who went to a school with a shit football team (Sorry IU) and now live in proximity to the Ducks who has the coolest gear ever? Wow that sounds a lot douchier when I write it down. I suck. Go Ducks (football). Hoosier Basketball!
“If you weren’t lucky enough to be the first baby, you’re probably questioning the validity of this study. Understandable, as you’re not as bright as a firstborn.”
I’d question the study because I’ve taken a statistics class.
I’m pretty much in the same boat here. Except I’m on the wagon quitting smoking for four months. As it turns out girls really really hate it, especially my GF.
Change your thing about liking kids. Anyone who says that in a dating profile is immediately out of contention and i feel like I’m a fairly normal male.
As it turns out most of us aren’t looking forward to giving up our hobbies, health, and life to clean up someone else’s shit.
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This article is offensive. Welcome to the real world you pampered wuss.
Don’t worry tinder will find you the perfect husband soon!
Lived in the suburbs my first post grad year. Bad news bears. Never going back, I’ll search for parking and teach my kids to ignore bums so we don’t have to look forward to Applebee’s every Friday.
Most relevant article on here in a long time. Good work!
A solid list.
“I’m sorry you tried to take the shortcut on Koopa Troopa Beach and then drove into the water twice”
That godamn ramp and the mushrooms never worked as well as I had hoped.
This years list that destroyed my team: “Arian Foster, Danny Amendola, and Tom Brady. First year Tom has let me down.
My work team is doing Movember.
Almonds joys rock. Get that crack pipe out of your mouth and wake up.
What about fans who went to a school with a shit football team (Sorry IU) and now live in proximity to the Ducks who has the coolest gear ever? Wow that sounds a lot douchier when I write it down. I suck. Go Ducks (football). Hoosier Basketball!
The last paragraph saved this article from the self indulgent BS to an entertaining relate-able piece of my morning. I’ve also gotten boring.
Sexist…realistic……………
Someone didn’t read the preface, you suck it was two sentences.
“If you weren’t lucky enough to be the first baby, you’re probably questioning the validity of this study. Understandable, as you’re not as bright as a firstborn.”
I’d question the study because I’ve taken a statistics class.
Isn”t Don Draper married and has a girlfriend?
I’m pretty much in the same boat here. Except I’m on the wagon quitting smoking for four months. As it turns out girls really really hate it, especially my GF.
Where are the finance analysts? I know there is an army of us number crunchers, and yes we are different from accountants.
Change your thing about liking kids. Anyone who says that in a dating profile is immediately out of contention and i feel like I’m a fairly normal male.
As it turns out most of us aren’t looking forward to giving up our hobbies, health, and life to clean up someone else’s shit.
Awesome. That is all.
I was going to echo the wolf’s sentiments. You need a finance column?