I'd rather be golfing.
Seattle sucks so I write about that.
Also work...ish in recruiting. Shoot your resume to kiawahislandstripclub@gmail.com for any and all job hunt questions.
“I don’t regret going on the show…It kind of fast-forwarded our whole situation. We figured everything out now that it takes most people a couple years to figure out.”
I don’t think it takes anyone years to figure out that it’s a bad idea to get a matching tattoo with a girl you met on a drunken 2-week bender on the beach.
If you slap a fried egg on this and served it at a brunch I’m sure 98% of the hipsters in my town would go for it claiming rats are overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grubworm population.
Work in corporate recruiting (specifically sales). Can confirm. Just had 4 former D1 athletes get hired last month based on their inherit “competitiveness.”
I have the same fear about being an inadequate parent every time I enter the doctor’s office. My first reaction is comparing myself to the other parents in the room and hoping I get graded on a curve against them.
It’s more of me not being able to come up with a good theme name that corresponds to my college experience. I didn’t go the university way, I went the full-blown military academy route. That makes it hard to relate to normal college graduates, which in itself provides me yet another PGP. It also has a lot to do with me going to Kiawah come December.
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I just hope that my kid won’t be calling me “asshole” when he becomes a teenager.
“I don’t regret going on the show…It kind of fast-forwarded our whole situation. We figured everything out now that it takes most people a couple years to figure out.”
I don’t think it takes anyone years to figure out that it’s a bad idea to get a matching tattoo with a girl you met on a drunken 2-week bender on the beach.
Ensuring that I don’t discriminate against your mom just because she is the oldest dancer.
Not everyone with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache.
We crushed those things in Afghanistan. “Leadership in a can.”
“Finn to group text: Hey guys, my bad.”
Annotate this comment on your resume and/or LinkedIn. Trust me. I’m a recruiter.
Finn probably forgot to wash the glitter off of his face. Everyone else gets to pay for his rookie mistake.
If you slap a fried egg on this and served it at a brunch I’m sure 98% of the hipsters in my town would go for it claiming rats are overpopulated in this region and they’re decimating the grubworm population.
Work in corporate recruiting (specifically sales). Can confirm. Just had 4 former D1 athletes get hired last month based on their inherit “competitiveness.”
I have the same fear about being an inadequate parent every time I enter the doctor’s office. My first reaction is comparing myself to the other parents in the room and hoping I get graded on a curve against them.
It’s more of me not being able to come up with a good theme name that corresponds to my college experience. I didn’t go the university way, I went the full-blown military academy route. That makes it hard to relate to normal college graduates, which in itself provides me yet another PGP. It also has a lot to do with me going to Kiawah come December.
Wait until she finds his credit card receipt from the boy’s weekend in Kiawah