Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

Standing next to the register at Safeway for 9 minutes until the clock hits noon and you can legally purchase the six separate bottles of alcohol in your cart. PGP.

“You sure buy a lot of Shiner and a lot of dip, everything good?”-Owner of neighborhood gas station. PGP.

Just realized I’ve reached that point in my life where someone giving me a tie as a gift is socially acceptable. PGP.

Just spent my morning creating fake meetings on my Outlook calendar for Friday so people can’t hijack it with their bullshit. PGP.