“How was your break?” “Too short!” PGP.

“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

If matching with single moms on Bumble makes me a pimp, consider me Dan Bilzerian. PGP.

I have to fire someone three days before Thanksgiving. PGP.

Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.

I finally put in my 2 weeks notice. Making my transition plan is the most satisfying thing I’ve done at work in months. PGP.

Had to drive five hours for a training seminar because it was ten miles too short to fly. PGP.

I’m the only one in my department with small monitors because IT maxed out their budget. PGP.