Negative 16 hours of vacation time and counting. Maybe no one will notice. PGP.

Wishing you received more emails just to have a sense of purpose. PGP.

If I wake up feeling refreshed, it probably means I overslept. PGP.

I’ve been living off granola bars and fruit snacks from my office’s snack basket for the past few months. PGP.

Had no internet at work yesterday, spent 9 hours playing solitaire. PGP.

Intentionally avoiding the cute teller at the bank, because you don’t want her to see your account balance. PGP.

Just realized I can no longer check the “20-24” age box on forms. PGP.

My parents got me a self help book for my birthday. PGP.

Last year’s Summer intern just got hired to the same position I’m in. PGP.

A 23-year-old just won the World Cup for his country. All I’ve done for mine is pay taxes. PGP.