Johnny D

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Member Since 01/28/2015

There Is Nothing Worse Than Waking Up To Find That Your BRITA Water Filtration System Is Bone Dry

I’m Engaging In The Chase: Rumplemintz In My Hometown

The “Microwave Your Turkey” Text Is The Worst Thing To Happen To The Internet Since Harambe

It’s Officially “You Can Come Over Here But I’m Not Going Anywhere” Season

A Letter To The Sniveling, Yapping King Charles Spaniel That Lives Below Me And Never Stops Barking

The Guy With The Poster Boards In “Love, Actually” Actually Sucks

I’m Engaging In The Chase: First One To Text The Other Person Loses

Anthony Bourdain’s ‘Parts Unknown’ Is The Perfect Getting Ready To Go Out Show

Chugging DayQuil Is A Right Of Passage For All Cube Jockeys

Big Chapstick Knows Damn Well How Easy It Is To Lose Their Product