Johnny D

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Member Since 01/28/2015

You're A Zero If You Don't Airport Lounge

The Case For Getting To The Airport Early (That Has Nothing To Do With Drinking)


A Reader Tried Coming At My Neck For Writing About Emily Ratajkowski And Failed Miserably

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Emily Ratajkowski Makes Me Want To Puke (In A Good Way)

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Urinal Splashback Is Ruining My Pants And Shoes Because My Stream Is Too Strong

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You’ll Always Regret Making Plans In Advance

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I Wear Women’s Blouses Now And I Can’t Wait To Hear How Upset You Are About It

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I’m Not Going To Have Sex With You Just Because You Bought Me A Drink, Okay?

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Verne Lundquist, Tiger Woods, And A Look Back At The Most Iconic Shot Ever Made

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Spring Is In The Air And That Means One Thing — It’s Outdoor Pissin’ Season

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The Post-Work Evening Shower Should Be A Staple In Your Daily Routine