Liquor calories aren’t empty. They get you drunk. Randy’s cheeseburger calories on the other hand, emptier than a quart of rye 10 seconds after touching my lips.
I came here excited for new ideas. Then I was sad because this is the same junk I already eat. Then I was happy again after realizing other people can’t cook and survive by eat garbage too.
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Coleslaw is cabbage, not lettuce.
Too ugly for elite dating app membership. PGP.
People like this are the reason I avoid Whole Foods like the plague.
What if I don’t have any friends?
What sex life?
My dating app to league conversion equates to playing single A ball. In Latvia.
“Living The Dream” and “You Can Have The Crown” were a big part of my postgrad unemployed and depressed period. Sturgill is real people.
I’m imagining Frank Costanza at Festivus: “I’ve got a lot of problems with you people, and now you’re gonna hear about it!!!”
And plus you can split items, so you can still get the Costco deal without getting sick of things before you can finish the enormous package!
Liquor calories aren’t empty. They get you drunk. Randy’s cheeseburger calories on the other hand, emptier than a quart of rye 10 seconds after touching my lips.
I came here excited for new ideas. Then I was sad because this is the same junk I already eat. Then I was happy again after realizing other people can’t cook and survive by eat garbage too.
I solve this problem by not having friends to go out with.
I was gonna say, “sup?”, but your attitude towards JT made me so sad. James Taylor is an American treasure.
Advising people to persue military men to get insurance and access to fancy balls? You’re gonna make a great dependapotamus some day.
Or you could live in Atlanta and pay big league prices to watch the double A talent on the Braves.
Had to google Vilebrequin. Who the hell pays $250+ for a damn swimsuit?
Did you really mean to type 33% raise or 3%?
“Yesterday’s flower children are today’s blooming idiots.”
Sup?
If I ever get married, I’m gonna be too zonked out on Xanax to do anything other than say “I do” or maybe even just “yeah”.