I’m the same way. First post-grad job here. I think you could easily make it a page. If each internship adds a relevant experience or two, keep it on the resume, but make it a 2-line description of the specific skill. Maybe something like “Completed projects in X and Y areas. Work on these projects required development of extensive expertise in A, B, C, and D.” Boom. An example from my resume
Intern
Govt Agency
Assisted attorneys in preparing cases in the A and B Divisions. Researched and composed legal memoranda. Concentrated on [6 or so relevant areas].
I think my longest description is like 4 lines.
Also yeah, ever since I started work, my interests section seems more and more like a joke.
I’d take another look at your resume bro. A resume is supposed to highlight your most relevant experience, not be a dumping ground for everything you’ve ever done, or even be a dumping ground for ALL of your relevant experience.
My legal resume definitely has to have 2 schools on it (college, law skool) and could include 2 undergrad legal jobs, 4 jobs and/or internships while in law school, and my current job (not including other nonlegal jobs). On my resume now is my schools, 4 law school positions and my current job (so 5 positions, like yours). A couple of those jobs are just a couple lines, because they’re not as relevant. And it’s all one page. I even have an “interests” section (because lawyers like those for some reason).
Cut the fat mang; I highly doubt your summer after freshman year internship is so on point that people actually care to read and know more about it. No one really wants to read a whole 1 page resume, much less a 2 page resume.
If your workplace won’t tolerate pouches, let me recommend snus (minimal buzz though) and generic nicorette (which depending on your state may be cheaper than actual tobacco).
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Dammit THIS
Injuries? I have (or had) Aaron Rodgers, Randall Cobb, Run DMC, Jeremy Kerley, and Sydney Rice. Going first to worst in my league.
You should look inward. What is it about YOU that makes guys think you want to see a snapchat of them pooping.
McGannon go tell whoever does Manic Monday Mailbag to put up Manic Monday Mailbag.
Influenza is caused by a virus, not bacteria.
I thought you mentioning Tia and Tamara Mowry was a weird move (bc they were not hot) until I got to the Nala bit. Damn son.
I’m the same way. First post-grad job here. I think you could easily make it a page. If each internship adds a relevant experience or two, keep it on the resume, but make it a 2-line description of the specific skill. Maybe something like “Completed projects in X and Y areas. Work on these projects required development of extensive expertise in A, B, C, and D.” Boom. An example from my resume
Intern
Govt Agency
Assisted attorneys in preparing cases in the A and B Divisions. Researched and composed legal memoranda. Concentrated on [6 or so relevant areas].
I think my longest description is like 4 lines.
Also yeah, ever since I started work, my interests section seems more and more like a joke.
I’d take another look at your resume bro. A resume is supposed to highlight your most relevant experience, not be a dumping ground for everything you’ve ever done, or even be a dumping ground for ALL of your relevant experience.
My legal resume definitely has to have 2 schools on it (college, law skool) and could include 2 undergrad legal jobs, 4 jobs and/or internships while in law school, and my current job (not including other nonlegal jobs). On my resume now is my schools, 4 law school positions and my current job (so 5 positions, like yours). A couple of those jobs are just a couple lines, because they’re not as relevant. And it’s all one page. I even have an “interests” section (because lawyers like those for some reason).
Cut the fat mang; I highly doubt your summer after freshman year internship is so on point that people actually care to read and know more about it. No one really wants to read a whole 1 page resume, much less a 2 page resume.
What the hell do you need a 2 page resume for
TL;DR – McGannon got really drunk and felt bad.
WHERE IS MANIC MONDAY MAILBAG
Yeah I’m pissed. I can’t bill for that time.
Sometimes I fap to an ex; so what?
Thanks Buzzfeed
If your workplace won’t tolerate pouches, let me recommend snus (minimal buzz though) and generic nicorette (which depending on your state may be cheaper than actual tobacco).
Well you’re in luck because I’m doughy as fuck these days
“The watch you get him? Timeless.”
Good pun. I lol’d.
PPACA brah. They need healthy young males to pay in to subsidize again boomers.
Are PGP commenters just writers dialoguing with each other?
Instead of this pseudo-informed political crap, where is manic monday mailbag