spent $175 on some awesome Ray Bans. I figured I would treat myself.(for what i’m not sure but that’s not the point) The point is, ONE DAY LATER my dog got them off the coffee table and chewed them to hell and back.
I have every pair of Cole Haan driving shoes I have every owned. They have gone with me from place to place since like, sophomore year of college. Side note, it smells like someone died in my hall closet.
I actually looked around on MeetUp.com and like you said, not nearly as creepy as it sounds. Gotta find a legit group, though……no board games enthusiasts for this guy
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It’s like you work in my office…..
I have heard #10 my entire life. Great advice.
person in front of you at the drive through……so damn funny I am still laughing
It’s a giant list of pet peeves. I dig it.
#32. Yes.
thank you for 135. I was afraid we almost forgot about it.
When can I take off my jacket and roll up my sleeves?
I was thinking the same thing. We called it pink panty pull down
Oh I got another pair. This time, though, they stay in the case on top of a shelf that the dog doesn’t know about
spent $175 on some awesome Ray Bans. I figured I would treat myself.(for what i’m not sure but that’s not the point) The point is, ONE DAY LATER my dog got them off the coffee table and chewed them to hell and back.
That many people live in Kansas City?
God this article has made my day. Honestly, its 8:15 in the morning, and my day is already made.
I have watched re runs of MASH with my parents for years and years. Couldn’t agree with you more
#5. Especially when everyone starts figuring it out and it just gets awkward.
Spot on
The “LET’S GO TO THE BAR” guy. Just chill already, man. Cabs take forever to get here anyways.
every. damn. time.
I have every pair of Cole Haan driving shoes I have every owned. They have gone with me from place to place since like, sophomore year of college. Side note, it smells like someone died in my hall closet.
I actually looked around on MeetUp.com and like you said, not nearly as creepy as it sounds. Gotta find a legit group, though……no board games enthusiasts for this guy
That bar. Yes.