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We’re not Mormons, my friend.
But I do hear that Orthodox Jews just surreptitiously pee in their hats and dump them out while no one’s looking.
I didn’t read the article, I just kinda saw Anna Kendrick as the cover photo and, well…cleanup on aisle penis.
Anybody got a pair of pants I can borrow?
“Sup?” — Beegs
This is fucking hilarious. I hope my Food berates me all the time.
CorpSigChi with the deep, deep burn. Nice move, friend.
You do know this is a HUMOR site, right? I think you dropped your sense of humor around where you left your balls.
“Have you ever been with a woman?”
Never fails.
Pizza Rolls >>>>>>>>> Ice Cream
Pint’s not that big.
What you SHOULD worry about is eating your way through a quart tub. That shit’ll come back to haunt you and is far too easy.
Cancellation is a bitch, huh?
I bowed. It’s a PGP.
I’ll teach you how to play Pokemon Cards Knox.
It’s like Ruger_Dern wrote a Summertime Banger.
Our parents got all the good drugs.
Windows makes phones now?
Dude she doesn’t do butt stuff. Don’t settle for that shit, pun ABSOLUTELY intended.
You left out Falafel and any-and-all Halal food that comes from a street-cart with that glorious white sauce.
That makes you a dick, Babe Lincoln. You let me down.
The Band or the Football team?
My Syracuse commencement speaker was Aaron Sorkin, the year before George Saunders. So I can’t be all that impressed after that. In fact, after that speech, nothing impresses me anymore. Aaron Sorkin ruined me forever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwvilfPWHYI
Having the top comment on your own article. Power move.