Ladies from DC: I’m guessing you won’t be traveling to Austin, TX to chill with DeFries every weekend, so why don’t you join me and my basicbros come autumn? We’ll meet at Eastern Market for some bagels and coffee, then head down to Barrack’s Row and Lola’s for the 1:00 games. After 6 $3 Nick Lacheys (those are Miller Lites, because admit it you remember he drank those) we will head downtown to Blackfin, or maybe check the scene at Buffalo Billiards. After I convince everyone to do Fireball shots, we’ll uber over to TownHall where I’ll bum cigarettes on the back patio and you can hit on the SEC guy you always/never wanted to sleep with. Once the night game starts we’ll stumble next door to Mason Inn where you’ll switch to vodka water 2 lemons and I’ll have my 13 beer of the day.
Don’t worry about heading home with anyone, because this is platonic, but I will be enough of a gentleman to accept your uber split.
I understand why you left off Jordan Spieth but he will be on this list next year. There’s the obvious – 21, Texan and tall. But did you notice who was absent post-U.S. Open? His girlfriend.
Great job, Shibby. As I’m sitting here in my cube at 2:48 on a Friday nursing a debilitating hangover, I know everything is going to be okay once I start living the #marglife
Very easy to say, but much harder to do.
You and I are much different, Knox, but I respect your outlook immensely. Personally, I chose to get out of my comfort zone because I enjoy the way it makes me feel. I go to events where I’m uncomfortable, parties where I don’t know anyone and talk to girls I don’t know. I don’t do it because I’m a masochist or enjoy standing alone watching other people have fun, but going through these situations have taught me to appreciate new things, new ideas and meet people I wouldn’t have otherwise met. In my view, doing what you don’t want to do makes you grow as a person.
I will never scoff or think I’m better than anyone who sits on the couch and watches netflix (because I fucking love it too) but I chose to throw myself face first into situations I know nothing about because I feel much better after I have. I would suggest everyone try it next time their debating whether or not to sit on the couch or try something new.
Finally, someone I respect telling me why I shouldn’t support net-neutrality. I was getting worried I was going to have to continue to listen to Karl Rove.
My only problem with Stewart is that people our age have looked to him as their only source of news. He’s funny but not a great interviewer and when folks don’t shop around for their information, they take a very 30,000 foot view of complex political issues. Same thing as grandma only watching Fox News.
Make that touch tunes your bitch.
I thought this was over but now I can’t wait for Part 5.
Please let this become a thing.
My stone cold, lead pipe lock of the week is Dallas getting 4 @ New Orleans. That’s easy money right there, folks.
If Dan Snyder was drowning in the Anacostia River I would throw him a cinder block
He didn’t just make a mixtape, he put each song into an appropriate order. Take note interns, that’s how you promote yourself on a resume.
Ladies from DC: I’m guessing you won’t be traveling to Austin, TX to chill with DeFries every weekend, so why don’t you join me and my basicbros come autumn? We’ll meet at Eastern Market for some bagels and coffee, then head down to Barrack’s Row and Lola’s for the 1:00 games. After 6 $3 Nick Lacheys (those are Miller Lites, because admit it you remember he drank those) we will head downtown to Blackfin, or maybe check the scene at Buffalo Billiards. After I convince everyone to do Fireball shots, we’ll uber over to TownHall where I’ll bum cigarettes on the back patio and you can hit on the SEC guy you always/never wanted to sleep with. Once the night game starts we’ll stumble next door to Mason Inn where you’ll switch to vodka water 2 lemons and I’ll have my 13 beer of the day.
Don’t worry about heading home with anyone, because this is platonic, but I will be enough of a gentleman to accept your uber split.
How to be moderately aggressive:
1. Be attractive
2. Don’t be unattractive
Yeah, but how awesome would it be if you were the guy in the gallery who was randomly picked to carry his bag for the rest of the round.
Try this at your next brunch: Order a Bud Light, Bloody Mary, Diet Coke, water and a coffee and see if you don’t love every second of it.
This piece was great. If Spieth wasn’t going to win, may as well go to a classy veteran like ZJ.
I understand why you left off Jordan Spieth but he will be on this list next year. There’s the obvious – 21, Texan and tall. But did you notice who was absent post-U.S. Open? His girlfriend.
I would not feel bad about internet bullying you.
Great job, Shibby. As I’m sitting here in my cube at 2:48 on a Friday nursing a debilitating hangover, I know everything is going to be okay once I start living the #marglife
I keep my read receipts on PGPM
What the Miley
Very easy to say, but much harder to do.
You and I are much different, Knox, but I respect your outlook immensely. Personally, I chose to get out of my comfort zone because I enjoy the way it makes me feel. I go to events where I’m uncomfortable, parties where I don’t know anyone and talk to girls I don’t know. I don’t do it because I’m a masochist or enjoy standing alone watching other people have fun, but going through these situations have taught me to appreciate new things, new ideas and meet people I wouldn’t have otherwise met. In my view, doing what you don’t want to do makes you grow as a person.
I will never scoff or think I’m better than anyone who sits on the couch and watches netflix (because I fucking love it too) but I chose to throw myself face first into situations I know nothing about because I feel much better after I have. I would suggest everyone try it next time their debating whether or not to sit on the couch or try something new.
When your cute coworker says, “I like that tie.”
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Finally, someone I respect telling me why I shouldn’t support net-neutrality. I was getting worried I was going to have to continue to listen to Karl Rove.
I could be the Matthew fucking Berry of this fantasy camp
My only problem with Stewart is that people our age have looked to him as their only source of news. He’s funny but not a great interviewer and when folks don’t shop around for their information, they take a very 30,000 foot view of complex political issues. Same thing as grandma only watching Fox News.
Do you like guacamole?