You obviously don’t work in politics, where the starting salary is, in fact, $28K on the Hill.
But I totally agree, the author is way off – DC as a postgrad is great. Everyone is social, there are too many bars to get to all of them and you’ll never hear, “There’s nothing to do here.” I’m not an internet shit talker but this article is weak sauce.
Go to Macy’s and buy the slim fit Tommy Hilfiger light gray suit that will undoubtedly go on sale soon. After a trip to the tailor, add a crisp white shirt, brown loafers and a bright colored tie and boom, you’re a fucking stud.
You forgot Tom Cruise in a Few Good Men. A great litigator, great hair and, according to Demi Moore, there isn’t a guy in Washington, D.C. who he doesn’t drink beer or play softball with.
Embarrassingly accurate, including the handicapped stall
My friends and I still say “I’ll call now”
accounting-degree.org. Sounds legit.
This was your best power moves since the originals. 151 floaters on everything.
And that’s why you always leave a note
Probably all fake
I’m not a big fan of single pity. It’s awesome being single. I do frequently drink at bars alone but personally, I enjoy that.
You obviously don’t work in politics, where the starting salary is, in fact, $28K on the Hill.
But I totally agree, the author is way off – DC as a postgrad is great. Everyone is social, there are too many bars to get to all of them and you’ll never hear, “There’s nothing to do here.” I’m not an internet shit talker but this article is weak sauce.
If the market for your talents calls, answer it
Say I’m a bird
I hope a lot of guys don’t catch on to the “want to grab drinks?” question so then I’ll continue to look like a fucking stallion to urban 7s
Go to Macy’s and buy the slim fit Tommy Hilfiger light gray suit that will undoubtedly go on sale soon. After a trip to the tailor, add a crisp white shirt, brown loafers and a bright colored tie and boom, you’re a fucking stud.
U.S. Marshalls is one of the few sequels better than the original, in my opinion. But if my father heard me say that he’d slap me.
If you add a dog to this list you’ve got yourself the best summer ever
Sloane Peterson was such a babe
Power move
You forgot Tom Cruise in a Few Good Men. A great litigator, great hair and, according to Demi Moore, there isn’t a guy in Washington, D.C. who he doesn’t drink beer or play softball with.
Guy is a less funny version of Jack Black
Pretty big, “What the hell man?” to the guys watching their coworker get his ass beat
Two words: Oyster bar