Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

Getting old enough to realize going out is too expensive and not worth the calories.

A free lunch just means you’re working though lunch. PGP.

Had a wedding, a concert, and a golf outing this weekend; not checking my bank account ’til next paycheck. PGP

I work in retail.

What did people do before excel?