Ind1ana

Self made man runnin' the show all while cashin checks and breakin' necks on the reg in my empire....by that i mean im fresh out of school & working entry level in a huge company, taking orders on what meaningless task comes next for me in my cube...

Member Since 12/19/2013

Today at work I’m wearing my dad’s suit from the 80’s. Last time I wore it was at a theme party.

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The two pregnant women in the office are skinnier than me. PGP.

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“Afternoon Delight” now refers to a post-lunch BM. PGP.

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Those nights when “dinner” is half a bottle of Two Buck Chuck, a row of Thin Mints, and a full serving of shame. PGP.

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Tinder-ing all the local talent while out of town on a business trip. PGP.

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The excitement of your college buddies coming to visit being overshadowed by the fear of the hit to your bank account. PGP.

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Never truly understood the phrase “working for the weekend” until recently. PGP.

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My knees hurt just watching the NBA. PGP.

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Seriously considering purposely shitting your pants to leave work early. PGP.

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I’m gonna just ride the rest of this day out on the toilet. PGP.

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