Self made man runnin' the show all while cashin checks and breakin' necks on the reg in my empire....by that i mean im fresh out of school & working entry level in a huge company, taking orders on what meaningless task comes next for me in my cube...
What she really meant…
1. You constantly spend a shit ton on gas.
2. You can watch waste all the time you want not going out!
3. You get to explore your old college town!
4. Absence makes you finish faster
5. Your apartment will morph into a college dorm, no need to clean you aint bringing anyone new home
6. You’re hygiene and attire can match your apartment
7. You learn new pornsites with all your spare time
8. You can basically do whatever you want so long as she doesn’t get a crazy idea…good thing you’re staying in to watch porn!
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From someone now in Chicago, this video does a great job of editing out all of the bullshit that comes along with living here.
If I were a betting man, I’d put money on Randall falls in category 2. The “Self-Aware, Lazy Piece Of Shit” Fat Guy lol
Maybe it’s just you…
No way are we the millennials, were the 90’s kids. Get your facts straight.
21) 2014 is the year of the Pacer
GO PACERS!!
What she really meant…
1. You constantly spend a shit ton on gas.
2. You can watch waste all the time you want not going out!
3. You get to explore your old college town!
4. Absence makes you finish faster
5. Your apartment will morph into a college dorm, no need to clean you aint bringing anyone new home
6. You’re hygiene and attire can match your apartment
7. You learn new pornsites with all your spare time
8. You can basically do whatever you want so long as she doesn’t get a crazy idea…good thing you’re staying in to watch porn!