Boston Max

Spending my retirement fund at Trader Joe's and trying to remember to check my mailbox semi-regularly

Member Since 01/25/2016

This Preppy New York Times Marriage Announcement Is So Incredibly Pretentious

A Zappos Employee Had A 10 Hour, 43 Minute Phone Call With A Customer

Things I’ve Gotten Worse At: Drinking

The 240 Greatest Things About America On Her 240th Birthday

Three Things That Happen When You Lose 140 Pounds

Ten Staples Of Any Basic Chick’s Lifestyle

Your Valencia Filtered Instagram Picture Of Toast Does Not Make You A Chef

Watching Soccer In A Soccer Bar Is The Most Underrated Sports Fan Practice

This Hipster Marriage Announcement From The New York Times Is The Most Insufferable Yet

I Found Out That I Have A Gluten Allergy And It May Ruin My Life