Idk what’s worse, being a fringe friend among close friends or a close friend among fringe friends at one of these events. Both give me the awkward sweats and neither is really that enjoyable
As a washed up NCPA standout I’d love nothing more than to relive the glory days while traumatizing groups of 12 year olds with you, Dave. Or is that Dorn’s department?
It’s the worst. Perks of going to school in Iowa, liquor stores were open until 2 am, seven days a week. Which I guess was consolation for going to school in Iowa.
Honestly that law really isn’t that bothersome if you live here. You can buy growlers off sale on Sunday from any of the few dozen microbreweries in MSP, or if you’re really desperate you can go to a gas station for 3.2 beer. What’s really fucked is that liquor stores close at 10 and sometimes as early as 8 depending on the city you live in.
They played a free show at the Target Center in Minneapolis a couple years ago, got super drunk the night before and gave my ticket to a friend who wasn’t hung over. Still pissed about it.
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And there’s always that one nosy coworker that fucks it up and tells the whole office
Idk what’s worse, being a fringe friend among close friends or a close friend among fringe friends at one of these events. Both give me the awkward sweats and neither is really that enjoyable
Love when the temple arms fit super tight and induce screaming headaches too
Ian Poulter just looks like a douche. This confirms it. Oh and fuck the dude heckling him too
Hate to break it to you but the Cafeteria is now Libertine
Based on the fact that these are ratings taken off fucking foursquare I’d say there’s a better chance it’s in the running for worst bar in the state
As a washed up NCPA standout I’d love nothing more than to relive the glory days while traumatizing groups of 12 year olds with you, Dave. Or is that Dorn’s department?
Flow like the Mississippi
I prefer bender, actually
You’re wrong
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Just don’t
This was the emotional equivalent of doing 90 on the freeway and throwing the shifter in park
Just find a car that’s sponsored by one of your favorite brands and cheer that driver on. Or, if in doubt, cheer on the Chevys.
This is verbatim how I felt as a “practice management consulting analyst”
It’s the worst. Perks of going to school in Iowa, liquor stores were open until 2 am, seven days a week. Which I guess was consolation for going to school in Iowa.
Honestly that law really isn’t that bothersome if you live here. You can buy growlers off sale on Sunday from any of the few dozen microbreweries in MSP, or if you’re really desperate you can go to a gas station for 3.2 beer. What’s really fucked is that liquor stores close at 10 and sometimes as early as 8 depending on the city you live in.
I would if I could but its more like 50%.
Hey listen here, guy. Minnesota isn’t THAT bad. The weather is only depressing like 33% of the time.
They played a free show at the Target Center in Minneapolis a couple years ago, got super drunk the night before and gave my ticket to a friend who wasn’t hung over. Still pissed about it.
Immediately thought of that Arcade Fire song while reading this. Great tune.