I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.
Spending the week between graduation and work buying and assembling the cheapest IKEA living room possible while drinking Sailor Jerry on the floor. PGP.
I give up. PGP.
They’re really all the same.
Typing “po” into my work computer browser gets me to this website. Typing “po” into my personal laptop browser is a different story. PGP.
When you spell a word so incorrectly that not even spellcheck knows what the hell you’re talking about. PGP.
The security guard in my building that works overnight on the weekend is starting to get judgmental. PGP.
Only used one slice of bread on my sandwich. Not to cut costs. I only had one slice of bread. PGP.
When “eating healthy” is having all the basic food groups in your Chipotle bowl. PGP.
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