Went on a road trip a few days after a new Drake song had just come out. No one bothered making a road trip playlist, and it was barely a two hour drive to someplace upstate, but excluding the radio it was the only song our driver would put on. The. Only. Fucking. Song.
The commencement speaker my graduating class had was honestly one of the most boring public speakers I’ve ever seen. The three previous years had both Clintons and Alec fucking Baldwin. I was not amused.
If you’re reading this article and haven’t seen Drinking Buddies yet, watch it. Kendrick and Wilde starring in a sort-of rom-com about a brewery (it’s on Netflix).
So did everyone in Washington who googled “Unicorn Tattoo” then pack up and move down to Nevada?
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Would hire Bone Thugs just to hear Tha Crossroads:
Went on a road trip a few days after a new Drake song had just come out. No one bothered making a road trip playlist, and it was barely a two hour drive to someplace upstate, but excluding the radio it was the only song our driver would put on. The. Only. Fucking. Song.
DJ privileges revoked.
The commencement speaker my graduating class had was honestly one of the most boring public speakers I’ve ever seen. The three previous years had both Clintons and Alec fucking Baldwin. I was not amused.
If you’re reading this article and haven’t seen Drinking Buddies yet, watch it. Kendrick and Wilde starring in a sort-of rom-com about a brewery (it’s on Netflix).
…but the curly fries.
I’ve never had Whataburger, but unless they have curly fries they aren’t beating Jack in the Box.
Knew a guy in college who wrote an entire essay about how “life-changing” a Radiohead concert he went to was. Truly a horrible person.
Animal Collective fans might be worse, though.
What kind of monsters do you call “friend?”
During a particularly brutal week in NY last summer a friend claimed he woke up “gasping for air.”
Ignition all day every day. Except days when you want to watch a midget jump out from under a sink.
“And, unfortunately, without Piper to play off of as the straight woman, they wouldn’t shine as brightly or as often.”
Pun intended? Also, Two And A Half Men was pretty terrible all around.
1. Guessing you’re single.
2. Adults call it “denim.”
Overheard while buying GTA V:
“I pre-ordered this game. My girl broke up with me over this.”
“Damn, you pre-ordered a breakup”
3. Way to go, Debbie Downer!