I’m 10 days sober, and I actually enjoyed not feeling like shit this weekend. Not gonna stop me from coming back with a vengeance after the booze sabbatical is over.
I think the other girls are right. My least favorite question on Bumble is “what are you looking for?” because honestly it could be anywhere from one night of fun to FWB to someone to marry. But I don’t know any of that until I physically meet you in person. So if I say I don’t know, I genuinely don’t know and won’t know until I meet you.
Every group text also always has that random pop-in-and-out person. It’s straight fire to get their opinion because we aren’t graced with it often enough.
Everybody likes craft beer and the outdoors. Youre not a special snowflake if “working out is [your] cure for a long day.” I’ve seen the words “laid back” so many times they no longer look like English.
I also hate when guys don’t have a bio at all because it doesn’t give me much to work with for an opener. But that could be personal.
My favorite is a one liner that shows some personality and makes me smile.
I’m sure this is going to get downvoted to hell, but I HATE when girls say they’re “not a typical girl” or “not like other girls.” Stop trying to put us all in the same box. Just be who you are.
Picturing how gleeful you were to experience this. Sorry your birthday dinner was spent sitting silently with your friends so you could properly eavesdrop and feverishly scribbling things into your iPhone Notes. Content never sleeps.
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I’m 10 days sober, and I actually enjoyed not feeling like shit this weekend. Not gonna stop me from coming back with a vengeance after the booze sabbatical is over.
Appropriate article today since I got home from work at 4:30 am and was back at it this morning.
Nap time is wasted on kindergarteners.
I think the other girls are right. My least favorite question on Bumble is “what are you looking for?” because honestly it could be anywhere from one night of fun to FWB to someone to marry. But I don’t know any of that until I physically meet you in person. So if I say I don’t know, I genuinely don’t know and won’t know until I meet you.
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Yes! You are definitely in our friend group, NurseJackie!
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Every group text also always has that random pop-in-and-out person. It’s straight fire to get their opinion because we aren’t graced with it often enough.
Honestly I think it’s Dillon. He says lots of wrong things on BDC, and sometimes it’s not even a take- it’s just a fact.
Totally on board with this one. Usually bring a coat because I’m old and we’re definitely in a booth somewhere.
Wait, if you created your account this week, you’re not who I’m thinking of. Fucking Mondays.
Knew I was going to love this because I consider you the online best friend I’ve never had! Laughed out loud.
I would add anything with instructions on swiping right. We know how it works.
I’ve gotten a 10/10 before but I mostly get 9/10’s because Will doesn’t always approve of my life choices.
TBH I think I would listen to a podcast of just Ross talking to himself. Love ya, Crime Dog, but he’s the real MVP.
Everybody likes craft beer and the outdoors. Youre not a special snowflake if “working out is [your] cure for a long day.” I’ve seen the words “laid back” so many times they no longer look like English.
I also hate when guys don’t have a bio at all because it doesn’t give me much to work with for an opener. But that could be personal.
My favorite is a one liner that shows some personality and makes me smile.
I’m sure this is going to get downvoted to hell, but I HATE when girls say they’re “not a typical girl” or “not like other girls.” Stop trying to put us all in the same box. Just be who you are.
Wait, there are people who don’t pre-game dates?
Grandma, this is my boyfriend. He slid into my DMs, isn’t that adorable?
Like sloppily propose without a ring?
Can we get part two in like an hour? Because I’m dying.
Picturing how gleeful you were to experience this. Sorry your birthday dinner was spent sitting silently with your friends so you could properly eavesdrop and feverishly scribbling things into your iPhone Notes. Content never sleeps.