Listen, I feel like if I’m in the shower and you need to go, whatever I’ll get past it. But if you can’t wait the 30 seconds for me to piss for you to brush your teeth or grab your phone that you left in the bathroom while scrolling mid-shit, maybe learn some self control
Definitely use this time to be proactive rather than reactive. Hopefully everything will work out, but it’s always better to be prepared and have new prospects/a backup plan just in case
She has been subtly panicking about every aspect of the planning/pushing it off. And when she went to look at rings she freaked out. Totally valid prediction
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Batch make omelet muffins and freeze them. Start off every day with an omelet, a nice cup of tea, and a game of solitaire before I open my email
Duda, I genuinely love your fiction writing style. Keep it up man
Garage>1st floor patio (from someone who literally never used their 1st floor patio but consistently had to clean off their car)
In Florida the bugs and lizards find a way…
Listen, I feel like if I’m in the shower and you need to go, whatever I’ll get past it. But if you can’t wait the 30 seconds for me to piss for you to brush your teeth or grab your phone that you left in the bathroom while scrolling mid-shit, maybe learn some self control
Definitely use this time to be proactive rather than reactive. Hopefully everything will work out, but it’s always better to be prepared and have new prospects/a backup plan just in case
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America’s Game, my ass. #NotMyGame
She has been subtly panicking about every aspect of the planning/pushing it off. And when she went to look at rings she freaked out. Totally valid prediction
This just reaffirmed I am no where near ready to get engaged and start planning a wedding…
“Julia Goolia”
All about that double last name. Basically if my kid’s friends called me Mrs. Jones instead of Ms. Smith, I wouldn’t get upset about it
Parks and Rec is also way better for #relationshipgoals
I’ll take Ben and Leslie over Pam and Jim any day
“unlike you, reader, mints are not a snack” so smooth
then you shouldn’t be inviting these friends at all
Wait, are there people who are actually #TeamKaren?
Not for old money families
Totally trying to pull a joint bach party
Wouldn’t it be nice to feel like I “only make 60k”…