Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.

Ending nearly half of all office communicator conversations with “and next time you can probably just Google this.”

Accidentally pressed Speak instead of Paste in Bumble during a conference call. Everyone heard my cheesy pickup line. Now it’s how all my coworkers begin conversations with me.

“Our team is like the Navy SEALs of the company.”

Non-C Level douches who write their LinkedIn profiles in the third person.

Leaving my AirPods in when I’m not listening to music so nobody talks to me.

Being in the closet about still playing video games.

Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

Coworkers having to fill you in on what you did during the last hour of the Christmas party. PGP.