This hit me in the feels. If James Bond (Daniel Craig) can pull it off, then so can you. Assuming you are a secret womanizing buff spy with a British accent.
Sweet and savory. Pro tip: throw some pineapple and your BBQ chicken pizza for the island vibes.
Making pizza is my go-to date-night thing—excuse to come to your place, all the carbs makes them “tired” and leads to the couch, plus leftovers the next morning so you don’t have to make them pizza.
“Hey babe dress up tonight we’re getting tapas. Wear sensible shoes though because it’s in the stripmall on the Southside and the parking lot is full of potholes. Also bring your wallet in case I get mugged. Or if I ask you to pay.”
Don’t want to die choking on a bone, so #boneless. Also, we aren’t dogs–we can be civilized. No need to chew on bones.
There’s a reason BDubs does Bone-in Tuesdays and Boneless Thursdays. Thursdays > Tuesdays, therefore boneless > bone. It’s from the experts themselves.
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Who’s Charlie?
Does nobody else put this stuff in their phone calanders when they first start dating a girl?
How about one of them Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches? I leave one in the microwave overnight so I just have to press start when I wake up.
What a jabroni
God I hate Russian hacker trolls like you so much
You just don’t get nature then. What, you wouldn’t trust a guy that looks like me? I need to pretend I like hiking to have an excuse for the beard
It’s helpful, I like itineraries. Hate the “go with the flow” mentality. It lets you get more out of the day. Unpopular opinion?
Yeah I’m going to need a heads up before I play one of your videos next time right before a meeting. Guess I can always be an Uber driver?
This hit me in the feels. If James Bond (Daniel Craig) can pull it off, then so can you. Assuming you are a secret womanizing buff spy with a British accent.
You seem to run a lot…what are you running from?
Sweet and savory. Pro tip: throw some pineapple and your BBQ chicken pizza for the island vibes.
Making pizza is my go-to date-night thing—excuse to come to your place, all the carbs makes them “tired” and leads to the couch, plus leftovers the next morning so you don’t have to make them pizza.
What about fall patterns? Plaide can be really slimming, and everyone has darker colors on. Why do you think girls turn to vests and plaide asap?
Facial hair/beards hide the double chin. Boots make you taller to “fix” your BMI.
1st “Jersey suckssss” comment.
“Hey babe dress up tonight we’re getting tapas. Wear sensible shoes though because it’s in the stripmall on the Southside and the parking lot is full of potholes. Also bring your wallet in case I get mugged. Or if I ask you to pay.”
Are endless apps at TGIF considered tapas? …asking for a friend. I may or may not be in need of a classy date place.
Maybe it’s a rental. Plus with the cheaper tequila down there, it basically pays for itself. Judge much?
Was just about to bite the bullet and get a a blender. Bad idea? Will it make me look like a jabroni?
The tevas power move: for when you’re too casual for sneakers, but too formal for flip flops. Super practical.
Can we get a Tevas vs. Birkenstock ranking going? Think I might need an upgrade. Thanks, man.
Mollie is high on Molly. But she might be a real writer for buzzfeed. That would make sense.
Don’t want to die choking on a bone, so #boneless. Also, we aren’t dogs–we can be civilized. No need to chew on bones.
There’s a reason BDubs does Bone-in Tuesdays and Boneless Thursdays. Thursdays > Tuesdays, therefore boneless > bone. It’s from the experts themselves.